Last Orders (The Drunken Sailor) — the rowdy peak

The album's energy peaks on Track 3. 130 BPM. Driving jangly guitars. Stomping kick. Tambourine. A gang of voices shouting "Way hey, last orders, lads / Drink to the best song we never had." If Sha La La (And Other Lies) has a moment where the regulars in the Crooked Spire are all on their feet at once, this is it.

Last Orders (The Drunken Sailor) is the album's rowdy heart. It's also the song that explains why the album works at all.

A two-hundred-year-old sea shanty

The source is "What Shall We Do with the Drunken Sailor?" — a sea shanty whose origins are properly impossible to date. Folk-song scholars trace it to the early 19th century at the latest, possibly earlier. It's a capstan shanty (sometimes called a windlass shanty), meaning it's a work song — sung by sailors hauling on the capstan to raise the anchor, with the beat of the chorus literally pacing the labour.

That's important. The "Stamp! Stamp!" in the Last Orders bridge isn't a stylistic choice. It's the actual mechanical function of a sea shanty: the foot-stomp keeps time for the work. When sixty-five tonnes of anchor has to come up by hand power, you don't sing about your feelings. You sing something rhythmic that everyone can pull to.

"Way hey and up she rises" is the original chorus. "She" is the anchor. "What shall we do with the drunken sailor / Early in the morning" is the call-and-response that pulls. You can find the song recorded everywhere — Stan Hugill collected it definitively in Shanties from the Seven Seas, the Pogues did a punked-up version, the Irish Rovers made it a hit, and approximately every primary-school assembly in Britain has sung it at some point.

It's a work song. The work it does in Sha La La is to remind you that the album you're listening to is also work — the work of singing folk songs back into use.

"What do you do with a hundred-year tune?"

The opening line of Last Orders is one of the cleverest reframings on the album. The original asks "What shall we do with the drunken sailor?" Skeleton House Collective asks "What do you do with a hundred-year tune?" And the answer is the same: you sing it again. You sing it in a smoky room. You let the chorus do the work the original sailors made it do — rhythmic, repetitive, hauling something heavy out of the water and into the air.

"The sailor's gone but the chorus stayed," the first verse continues. The sailors who pulled on capstans in 1820 are gone. The ships they pulled are gone. The work the song did is gone. The chorus stayed. Sing it loud enough in 2026 and it still hauls.

The Bristol-Liverpool-Plymouth-Portsmouth circuit

The lyric does a quiet geographical thing. "From Bristol docks to the Liverpool quay / They roared this shanty out to sea." "Portsmouth lanterns, the Plymouth foam / A thousand sailors that never came home." That's the four major Royal Navy and merchant ports of the British golden age. Every sea shanty in the English-language canon passed through at least one of those harbours. Most went through all four.

"Stamp on the boards of the old Ship Inn / Stamp let the dockside din begin" — the song explicitly names the dockside pub as the place the shanty lived between voyages. That's the Sha La La thesis again: folk songs survive because the pubs they're sung in survive. The pub is the carrier. The chorus is the cargo.

The 130 BPM Britpop sea shanty

Musically Last Orders is the album's biggest stylistic risk. It takes a 19th-century work song designed to be sung a cappella by men hauling rope and turns it into a 130 BPM stomping Britpop anthem with Hammond organ and gang backing vocals. It shouldn't work. The Pogues showed it could work fifty years ago with "Sally MacLennane" and "Streams of Whiskey" — the trick is to lean into the working-class drinking-song element, treat the audience as the pub gang, and let the production be rowdy without being self-conscious.

Skeleton House Collective leans hard. The fiddle isn't a fiddle, it's a guitar lead playing a fiddle line. The Stamp! breakdown is literal. The "Way hey, last orders, lads" chorus is the song handing itself to the listener as a thing to shout back. By the second chorus you know the words. By the bridge you're shouting them.

That's the rowdy peak. The album never gets this loud again. From here it descends into Act 2's ballads — Barbara Allen, Clementine, Tam Lin's Coat, the slow ones — and the rowdy energy doesn't return until the album's closer brings Barleycorn round the corner for one final stomp.

The variant verses

A small structural detail worth pointing out for the lyrics nerds. The final chorus of Last Orders differs from the earlier choruses. The standard chorus goes "Drink to the best song we never had / Hooray and up she rises again." The closing chorus goes "Drink to the best song we ever had / Hooray and up she rises once more / Old ghosts dancing on the tavern floor."

"Never had" → "ever had." That's a small shift with a big function. The song moves from acknowledging absence (the chorus we never quite got) to celebrating presence (the chorus we just got). The sea shanty that was lost has been pulled back up — and the old ghosts are dancing.

Listen

Last Orders (The Drunken Sailor) is Track 3 on Sha La La (And Other Lies), out Friday 4 September 2026.

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If you came in via the album announcement, this is the song that proves the folk-revival concept works at full pub volume. For the slower end of the album, try Barbara Allen Electric — the 360-year-old ballad that comes right after this one.

Watch: the complete album on YouTube - every song in sequence, no gaps.